So since I've been sucha a slacker with blogging lately I thought I would come back with some funnies!
I'm going to write a paper in my english class and it's suppose to be a "how To" kind of paper and my professor gave the students a sheet of paper giving topics on what we can write about. So here they are, and I'm going to respond to the topic.
1. How to loose weight without loosing your mind
Is there such a thing?
2.How to choose a major
Just do it-nike
3.How to find the perfect roommate
A goldfish will do
4.How to get rid of a roommate--without committing a crime
Kick them out!
5.How to succeed in college
Cheat!
6.How to plan the perfect party
Do it all last minute!
7.How to survive a night of babysitting
Is there such a thing?
8.How to housebreak you dog
Keep the dog outside
9.How to kick a bad habit
Don't do the bad habit
10.How to overcome insomnia
Take a couple tylenol pm
11. How to stay sober on a Saturday night
Don't drink
12.How to rent your first apartment
Pay your rent
13.How to avoid a nervous breakdown during exams
Drink coffee
14.How to enjoy the weekend for under $20
sleep the whole weekend, sleep is free
15.How to keep peace with a spouse or roommate
kick them out
16.how to bathe a cat
No need to bathe a cat they do that themselves
17.How to complain effectively
You can do that
18.How to survive a rescission
keep breathing
19.How to use Twitter
Just tweet ALL the time like me!
20.How to wash a sweater
Put laundry soap in washer, put sweater in washer, turn on washer
21.How to build a great music collection--cheaply and legally
Download illegal music!
22.How to get along with an instructor without sucking up
You can do that?
23.How to give yourself a haircut
Easy! Put bowl on top of head the start cuttin away those split ends!
24.How to plan the perfect class schedule
Is there such ting as a perfect class schedule?
25.How to select the best portable media player
Get the most expensive one out there!
26.How to quit smoking
Don't start smoking
27.How to survive with out a car
Get a ride
28.How to make the perfect cup of tea
Boil some water, put tea bag in cup, pour water in cup let tea steep
29.How to save money while saving the environment
Sleep
30.How to edit a video
Edit the video
31.How parents (or children) make us feel guilty
They do it so we will but them stuff!
32.How a ipod works
It just works
33.How a cell phone takes pictures
It just takes pictures
34. How a pocket calculator works
With your fingers
35.How a particular accident occurred
It's called a accident for a reason
So if you didn't figure out I am very VERY sarcastic, do not take mt answers seriously.
So yeah write to ya later!
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